PHENOMENON

Facebook. A great way to keep up with my 550 people I have associated with at one point or another in my life friends. You can find out who is pregnant, unemployed, in a relationship, married, divorced, sick in the head and so many other things as you prowl the pages. What a wealth of drama information. Tooooo much information sometimes. It is like a real life soap opera. online.

However.

In my opinion. and we all know opinions are like... well, you know.  One thing Facebook needs improvement on is their buttons. At current we only have a LIKE button. So, you can go around and LIKE pictures, comments, status, bands, restaurants, anything really that you come across. Thank goodness if you get carried away you can UNLIKE too.

Still wouldn't it be great if there were other buttons such as WHO STOLE MY PANTS button, MEET ME AT HAPPY HOUR button, or even a GET A LIFE button.

If your a parent you could make use of the DO THE DISHES AND CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM button, GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW button, YOUR GROUNDED button.

You could communicate with your significant other too with a DO ME NOW button, SORRY I HAVE A HEADACHE button, or YES, HONEY. 


wow.

Imagine the possibilities. Verbal communication is so over. Who needs to dial a number and speak when you can just text? Better yet, you can Facebook. Never again would you have to call your husband at work to ask when he might be home. You can just Facebook him.  KIDS AT PLAYDATES and BE HERE IN 10?  Boom. 2 buttons. done.

It seems the times are changing and communication is now faster, more efficient and... brilliant.
~SOS~